(via mazfat)
it’s weird how body parts are considered sacred and secret when you can just take someone’s clothes off and see them, whereas someone’s personality or sense of humour or opinions and mind are all literally invisible, like there’s no way to see what someone’s mind is like without their consent. why don’t we glorify minds more than bodies, aren’t they more sacred and special?
(via skuhll)

i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it
actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse
i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty comment on my text post
(via pizza)
(via paradisenostalgia)
the sexual tension between ryan and chad when they sing “i don’t dance”
theY ARE WEARING EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES AFTER THE SONG
I AM SO DONE
(via ryaninwonderland)
NEW DEVELOPMENTS
apparently my mom is not even home
and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service
I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES
(via pizza)
i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow
(via insatiable-obsession)
(via your-lovely-lies)
(via imflying-high)

(via imflying-high, zealotry)
(via correlatess)
Well played, puberty, well played.
Oh my…
Looks like he attended the Matthew Lewis School of Successfully Navigating Puberty too.
I’m gonna reblog this forever because of reasons
the matthew lewis school of successfully navigating puberty
everything about this.
(via u-n-p-e-r-f-e-c-t)